blasturbator

blasturbator noun: one who overuses blast beats in extreme metal.

Noun

blasturbator (plural blasturbators)

(nonce-word, slang) One who overuses blast beats in extreme metal.
- Our favorite blasterbator John Longstreth in the office!!!2024 May 19, Michael Collier, Metal Drummer Nerdz
- Watch our master blasturbator Kyle T Sharpe earn his blasting permit just in time for us to play Bovine Sex Club in Toronto next Friday.2026 June 26, Sentiment Dissolve
(nonce-word, slang) One who consumes media on electronic devices in public without regard to others well perceiving them.
- I would like to politely request all blasterbaters to please cease and desist of their blasterbation. Blasterbaters are everywhere. Constantly, I am met with a barrage on the subway, in airports, in the back of my Uber.2024 July 5, Kendra Stanton Lee, “Blasterbating Needs to Stop. Turn Down For What? – Opinion”, in Newsweek, archived from the original on 20 Jul 2024
- We can forgive the blasterbators; it is possible they know not what they do. But we should not be afraid to tell them to plug in their blasted headphones.2026 August 16, Jemima Kelly, “Can we stop with the public ‘blasterbating’, actually?”, in Financial Times
Synonyms:

bare beater, sodcaster, loudcaster

plural	blasturbators
alternative form	blasterbator

Blend of blast + masturbator.

What does blasturbator mean?: Blasturbator means one who overuses blast beats in extreme metal.
What part of speech is blasturbator?: Blasturbator is a noun.
What is the plural of blasturbator?: The plural of blasturbator is blasturbators.

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Last updated: 2026-09-02

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