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choad

UK/tʃəʊd//tʃoʊd/

choad noun: a penis, especially one that is short and thick.

Noun

choad (plural choads)

  1. (slang, vulgar) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
    • What a find...a giant choad!1968, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unnumbered page
    • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet
      Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
  2. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
    • If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
    • sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, in alt.music.alternative (Usenet)
  3. (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
    • One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;)
      Referrence^([sic]) materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point...1997 May 31, Clay 3 Young, “"Choad" rhymes with "toad"...was Re: Sex without orgasms?”, in alt.gothic (Usenet)
    • Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad."
      "What's a choad?"
      Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."1999 June 11, Matthias, “Story: Hotel Alpha 1 (M/M) (Coll) (Con) - dinos1.txt [1/1]”, in alt.sex.stories.gay.moderated (Usenet)

Examples of choad in a sentence

  • We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet, as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)
  • And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media, published 2012, →ISBN, page...

Synonyms of choad

Forms of choad

pluralchoads
alternative formchode

Origin of choad

Apocopic form of choda. Doublet of choda and chudai.

Words formed from choad

Words that rhyme with choad

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Questions about choad

What does choad mean?
Choad means a penis, especially one that is short and thick.
How do you use choad in a sentence?
We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
What part of speech is choad?
Choad is a noun.
How do you pronounce choad?
Choad is pronounced /tʃəʊd/ (UK).
What is the plural of choad?
The plural of choad is choads.

Words near choad in the dictionary

  1. Choa Chu Kang
  2. choabdar
  3. choabdars
  4. choachyte
  5. choachytes
  6. choad
  7. choads
  8. choadsucker
  9. choadsuckers
  10. choak
  11. choake

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