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choads

choads is the plural of choad.

Meaning of choad

Noun

choad (plural choads)

  1. (slang, vulgar) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
    • What a find...a giant choad!1968, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unnumbered page
  2. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
    • If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax
  3. (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
    • One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;)
      Referrence^([sic]) materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point...1997 May 31, Clay 3 Young, “"Choad" rhymes with "toad"...was Re: Sex without orgasms?”, in alt.gothic (Usenet)

Questions about choads

What is choads the plural of?
Choads is the plural of choad.

Words near choads in the dictionary

  1. choabdar
  2. choabdars
  3. choachyte
  4. choachytes
  5. choad
  6. choads
  7. choadsucker
  8. choadsuckers
  9. choak
  10. choake
  11. choaked

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