crotch fruit
crotch fruit noun: a child; offspring.
Noun
crotch fruit (countable and uncountable, plural crotch fruits)
- A child; offspring.
- Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!2000 October 27, Brenda Bolliver, “Serves her right”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated (Usenet)
- "My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," […]2003, Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com, published 2003, →ISBN, page 31
- Synonyms:
- crotch goblin, crotch spawn
Synonyms of crotch fruit
Forms of crotch fruit
| plural | crotch fruits |
|---|---|
| alternative form | crotchfruit |
Questions about crotch fruit
- What does crotch fruit mean?
- Crotch fruit means a child; offspring.
- What part of speech is crotch fruit?
- Crotch fruit is a noun.
- What is the plural of crotch fruit?
- The plural of crotch fruit is crotch fruits.
Words near crotch fruit in the dictionary
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