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sperm blossom

sperm blossom noun: a child; one’s offspring.

Noun

sperm blossom (plural sperm blossoms)

  1. (derogatory, humorous, rare) A child; one’s offspring.
    • Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)
    • The fugitive pute was not carrying the fool’s sperm-blossom.2007, Kurt Andersen, Heyday, page 455
    Synonyms:
    crotch fruit

Synonyms of sperm blossom

Forms of sperm blossom

pluralsperm blossoms
alternative formsperm-blossom

Questions about sperm blossom

What does sperm blossom mean?
Sperm blossom means a child; one’s offspring.
What part of speech is sperm blossom?
Sperm blossom is a noun.
What is the plural of sperm blossom?
The plural of sperm blossom is sperm blossoms.

Words near sperm blossom in the dictionary

  1. sperlings
  2. Sperls
  3. sperm
  4. sperm bank
  5. sperm banks
  6. sperm blossom
  7. sperm blossoms
  8. sperm cell
  9. sperm cells
  10. sperm count
  11. sperm counts

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