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sperm blossoms

sperm blossoms is the plural of sperm blossom.

Meaning of sperm blossom

Noun

sperm blossom (plural sperm blossoms)

  1. (derogatory, humorous, rare) A child; one’s offspring.
    • Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)
    Synonyms:
    crotch fruit

Questions about sperm blossoms

What is sperm blossoms the plural of?
Sperm blossoms is the plural of sperm blossom.

Words near sperm blossoms in the dictionary

  1. Sperls
  2. sperm
  3. sperm bank
  4. sperm banks
  5. sperm blossom
  6. sperm blossoms
  7. sperm cell
  8. sperm cells
  9. sperm count
  10. sperm counts
  11. sperm donor

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