doink
/dɔɪŋk/
doink verb: to have sex with.
Verb
doink (third-person singular simple present doinks, present participle doinking, simple past and past participle doinked)
- To have sex with.
- You kind of want to doink him, don't you?
- “I'm open to it, I-I just... I don't want it to affect our friendship.” “What friendship?” “Oh, no, we don't really like you that much. I-I wouldn't say we are friends.” “No.” “Okay, then why do you want to doink me?” [exclaims in Greek] [laughing] “This guy doesn't understand women at all.”2023 July 20, Jake Bender & Zach Dunn, “Pride Parade” (14:07 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 5, episode 3, spoken by Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch)
- Synonyms:
- coitize, go to bed with, sleep with, Formal terms, bed, coit, dight, enjoy, feague, go in unto
- To bounce after a collision.
- The ball doinked off the left upright of the goal.
- To bump or hit.
- Everyone laughed and I doinked my head against Seb's upper arm, hiding my face.2020, Maxine Morrey, My Year of Saying No
Noun
doink (plural doinks)
- A fool; a jerk; a worthless person.
- High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang.1989, Thomas Szollosi, The Proving, page 55
- 'Mayday... Mayday...' Rimmer turned. 'I wonder why it's "Mayday"? […] The distress call. Why d'you say "Mayday"? It's just a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday" or "Ascension Sunday"?' […] 'It's French, you doink. Help me - m'aidez. How much food is there?'1990, Grant Naylor, Better Than Life
- Synonyms:
- loser, toerag, absolute zero, assbucket, asswipe, badling, blatherskite, bugger, carrion, cipher
- A joint (cannabis cigarette).
Synonyms of doink
- coitize
- go to bed with
- sleep with
- Formal terms
- bed
- coit
- enjoy
- have
- lie with
- love
Forms of doink
| Verb | |
|---|---|
| third-person singular present | doinks |
| present participle | doinking |
| past participle | doinked |
| past | doinked |
| Noun | |
| plural | doinks |
Origin of doink
Onomatopoeic; compare yoink.
Words formed from doink
Words that rhyme with doink
Questions about doink
- What does doink mean?
- Doink means to have sex with.
- What part of speech is doink?
- Doink can be a verb or a noun.
- How do you pronounce doink?
- Doink is pronounced /dɔɪŋk/.
- What is the past tense of doink?
- The past tense of doink is doinked.
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