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face pubes

face pubes noun: the facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.

Noun

face pubes pl (plural only)

  1. (derogatory, plural, plural-only, slang, vulgar) The facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.
    • Yeah, I know. He used to be gorgeous like in Who, Then, Now? And now he's still a hottie, but i'm not liking the little face pubes.1998 December 30, KKoRnFIaKe, “Got The Life Video”, in alt.music.korn (Usenet)
    • With your bare hands mash the shit out of it until blended consistently, all the while trying not to get any of your greasy hair or shitty face pubes in it.2010, Steve Seabury, Mosh Potatoes - Recipes, Anecdotes, and Mayhem from the Heavyweights of Heavy Metal, page 77
    Synonyms:
    facial pubes

Examples of face pubes in a sentence

  • So I won't issue commandants on wedding whiskers, but I will offer the reference chart on the next two pages to help you make the informed decision about Groomzilla's face pubes.2012, Craig Bridger, Surviving Groomzilla: A Bride's Guide:
  • She was laughing at your deranged face pubes, you moron.2013, Greg Means, MK Reed, Joe Flood, The Cute Girl Network - Volume 1, page 38:
  • I don't think I'll be fighting over them or their plastered face pubes.2020, Kat Adams, Just Between Us:
  • Just grab yourself some oil and a boar brush and train them into a bit more order and you'll be proud to sport those wonderfully dense, nicely colored and very symmetrical face pubes.2024, Cloud-Attached, Reddit:

Synonyms of face pubes

Origin of face pubes

From face + pubes. First use appears c. 1998. See cite below.

Questions about face pubes

What does face pubes mean?
Face pubes means the facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.
How do you use face pubes in a sentence?
So I won't issue commandants on wedding whiskers, but I will offer the reference chart on the next two pages to help you make the informed decision about Groomzilla's face pubes.
What part of speech is face pubes?
Face pubes is a noun.

Words near face pubes in the dictionary

  1. face pieces
  2. face plate
  3. face plates
  4. face powder
  5. face powders
  6. face pubes
  7. face reading
  8. face reveal
  9. face revealed
  10. face revealing
  11. face reveals

Source and license

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