gooned

Verb (1)

goon (third-person singular simple present goons, present participle gooning, simple past and past participle gooned)

1. (slang, transitive) To act like a goon; to act in an intimidating or aggressive way towards opponents.
   • In the mid-week game against the Czech republic, the Czech team speared, slashed, tripped, gooned, and in more cases than I recall, crosschecked Canadian players in the teeth.1997 May 14, Gary Gambino Sr., “sports bytes 19 pt. 1”, in rec.sport.baseball (Usenet)
2. (neologism) To legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy, or a similar rehabilitation facility.
   • Owen Jenney, Ms. Hamburger's son, got gooned, though he said his goons turned out to be "really nice guys, actually." He is 19 now, a freshman in college, and he remembers arriving in the wilderness frightened and confused, angrily convinced that sending him across the country to Oregon was "way...2016 October 20, Laura Collins-Hughes, “Therapy Becomes Theater in 'Wilderness'”, in The New York Times, New York, N.Y.: The New York Times Company, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 23 Oct...

Verb (2)

goon (third-person singular simple present goons, present participle gooning, simple past and past participle gooned)

1. (Internet, intransitive, slang, strictly) To masturbate for long periods of time without reaching a climax.
   • Dirt bike riding is the pursuit of skill and technique in a challenging environment. To me, its not about gooning before friends to be the baddest one on the block. Leave that for other stuff.1998 August 11, docto...@msn.com, “Fellow Riders/Racers... Sanity Check!”, in rec.motorcycles.dirt (Usenet)

   Synonyms:

   edge, fap, abuse, bash one out, bate, beat it, beat off, crank one out, frig, jack off

   1. (Internet, broadly, intransitive, strictly) To masturbate (in general).

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