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Noun

dick (countable and uncountable, plural dicks)

1. (countable, obsolete) A male person.
2. (informal, slang, vulgar) The penis.
   • Don't pee over there! That woman could see your dick.

   Synonyms:

   anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga, cack, choad

3. (countable, derogatory, offensive, slang, vulgar) A contemptible or obnoxious person; a jerk; traditionally, especially, a male jerk.
   • That dude is such a dick.

   Synonyms:

   assbag, assbreath, assbucket, asschunk, asscunt, assface, assfag, assfaggot, assfuck, assfucker

4. (Canada, US, slang, uncommon, uncountable, vulgar) Absolutely nothing.
   • Last weekend I did dick.
5. (slang, uncountable, vulgar) Sexual intercourse with a man.
   • You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.1991, quoted in Andrew Parker, Nationalisms & Sexualities, page 309

   Antonyms:

   pussy

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