love-tool

Noun

love tool (plural love tools)

1. (slang, vulgar) The penis, namely in sexual contexts.
   • And just as she thought she could take no more of his searing torture, Garrick slid down the bed, and with a movement parted her legs and came between them, his enormous love tool filling her with a completeness that left her gasping aloud and clutching him tighter.1993, Kathleen Drymon, chapter 21, in Pirate Moon, Zebra Books, page 332

   Synonyms:

   anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga, cack, choad