morning wood
morning wood noun: an erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
Noun
morning wood (countable and uncountable, plural morning woods)
- An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
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- Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.
- Synonyms:
- morning sticks, morning glory, morning tent, nocturnal penile tumescence, piss proud, morning brick
morning wood meaning in Hindi and Tagalog
morning wood in Hindi
- morning erection
- सुबह स्तंभन subah stambhan
morning wood in Tagalog
- morning erection
- tigas titi
Synonyms of morning wood
Forms of morning wood
| plural | morning woods |
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Questions about morning wood
- What does morning wood mean?
- Morning wood means an erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
- What is morning wood in Hindi?
- Morning wood in Hindi is सुबह स्तंभन (subah stambhan). See Morning wood meaning in Hindi.
- What part of speech is morning wood?
- Morning wood is a noun.
- What is the plural of morning wood?
- The plural of morning wood is morning woods.
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