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morning woods

morning woods is the plural of morning wood.

Meaning of morning wood

Noun

morning wood (countable and uncountable, plural morning woods)

  1. (informal) An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
    • So when Flat Stanley gets morning wood, wouldn't that just be paper?2018 August 22, 01:40 from the start, in CS:GO SURF IN A NUTSHELL (Comedy, Gaming), spoken by RaccoonEggs, YouTube
  2. (dialectal) Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.

Questions about morning woods

What is morning woods the plural of?
Morning woods is the plural of morning wood.

Words near morning woods in the dictionary

  1. morning times
  2. morning voice
  3. morning wood
  4. morning woodie
  5. morning woodies
  6. morning woods
  7. morning woody
  8. morning zoo
  9. morning zoos
  10. morning, noon and night
  11. morning-after

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