plonker
UK/ˈplɒŋ.kə(ɹ)/
plonker noun: a fool.
Noun
plonker (plural plonkers)
- A fool.
- “You kept the hat! You bloody plonker!” “Fuck me.” “And now look at you, bouncing off the cars like a bouncing idiot.” “Fucking hell!” “Is he gonna be alright?”2020 May 20, Jemaine Clement, “The Return” (: from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 2, episode 7, spoken by Nadja (Natasia Demetriou)
- Synonyms:
- fool
- A penis.
- Synonyms:
- penis
- A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.
- Synonyms:
- mari complaisant, wittol
- Something bad or inferior.
- Frank advised him, 'Stay away from cheap songs and the rest will follow.' Bennett did record some plonkers but his overall level of good to bad has to be higher than Frank's.2015, Spencer Leigh, Frank Sinatra: An Extraordinary Life
- One who plonks.
Synonyms of plonker
Forms of plonker
| plural | plonkers |
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Origin of plonker
From plonk + -er.
Words formed from plonker
Phrases with plonker
Words that rhyme with plonker
Questions about plonker
- What does plonker mean?
- Plonker means a fool.
- What part of speech is plonker?
- Plonker is a noun.
- How do you pronounce plonker?
- Plonker is pronounced /ˈplɒŋ.kə(ɹ)/ (UK).
- What is the plural of plonker?
- The plural of plonker is plonkers.
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