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plonkers

plonkers is the plural of plonker.

Meaning of plonker

Noun

plonker (plural plonkers)

  1. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang) A fool.
    • “You kept the hat! You bloody plonker!” “Fuck me.” “And now look at you, bouncing off the cars like a bouncing idiot.” “Fucking hell!” “Is he gonna be alright?”2020 May 20, Jemaine Clement, “The Return” (: from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 2, episode 7, spoken by Nadja (Natasia Demetriou)
    Synonyms:
    fool
  2. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, slang) A penis.
    Synonyms:
    penis
  3. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, dated, slang) A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.
  4. (slang) Something bad or inferior.
    • Frank advised him, 'Stay away from cheap songs and the rest will follow.' Bennett did record some plonkers but his overall level of good to bad has to be higher than Frank's.2015, Spencer Leigh, Frank Sinatra: An Extraordinary Life
    Synonyms:
    clunker, flop
  5. One who plonks.

Questions about plonkers

What is plonkers the plural of?
Plonkers is the plural of plonker.

Words near plonkers in the dictionary

  1. plonkable
  2. plonked
  3. plonkee
  4. plonkees
  5. plonker
  6. plonkers
  7. plonkier
  8. plonkiest
  9. plonking
  10. plonkings
  11. plonko

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