procrasturbate
procrasturbate verb: to procrastinate by masturbating.
Verb
procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)
- To procrastinate by masturbating.
- "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6
- What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Television), Jon Stewart (actor)
- To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.
Forms of procrasturbate
| third-person singular present | procrasturbates |
|---|---|
| present participle | procrasturbating |
| past participle | procrasturbated |
| past | procrasturbated |
Origin of procrasturbate
Blend of procrastinate + masturbate.
Questions about procrasturbate
- What does procrasturbate mean?
- Procrasturbate means to procrastinate by masturbating.
- What part of speech is procrasturbate?
- Procrasturbate is a verb.
- What is the past tense of procrasturbate?
- The past tense of procrasturbate is procrasturbated.
Words near procrasturbate in the dictionary
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