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procrasturbates

procrasturbates is the third-person singular simple present indicative of procrasturbate.

Meaning of procrasturbate

Verb

procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)

  1. (intransitive, slang, vulgar) To procrastinate by masturbating.
    • "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6
  2. (intransitive, slang, vulgar) To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.

Questions about procrasturbates

What is procrasturbates the third-person singular simple present indicative of?
Procrasturbates is the third-person singular simple present indicative of procrasturbate.

Words near procrasturbates in the dictionary

  1. procrastine
  2. procrastined
  3. procrastining
  4. procrasturbate
  5. procrasturbated
  6. procrasturbates
  7. procrasturbating
  8. procrasturbation
  9. procreant
  10. procreants
  11. procreate

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