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touches grass

touches grass is the third-person singular simple present indicative of touch grass.

Meaning of touch grass

Verb

touch grass (third-person singular simple present touches grass, present participle touching grass, simple past and past participle touched grass)

  1. (Internet, derogatory, often dismissal) To spend time outside, off of the Internet. Used in the imperative to suggest that someone is out of touch with reality, and should gain some real-world perspective.
    • Maybe their idle and petty chatter wouldn't devastate you if you would touch grass a bit more often.
    Synonyms:
    go outside
  2. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see touch, grass.
    • Q: Can't you read?! My sign says to stay off the lawn! A: I didn't touch your grass, pal.

Questions about touches grass

What is touches grass the third-person singular simple present indicative of?
Touches grass is the third-person singular simple present indicative of touch grass.

Words near touches grass in the dictionary

  1. touches and goes
  2. touches base
  3. touches bottom
  4. touches cloth
  5. touches down
  6. touches grass
  7. touches home
  8. touches in
  9. touches of the tar brush
  10. touches of the tarbrush
  11. touches off

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