wolfsicle

Noun

wolfsicle (plural wolfsicles)

1. (humorous, informal) A cold or frozen wolf.
   • When the wolf came down the chimney, the little pig was waiting for him with his deep freezer wide open. When the wolf came down the chimney, he fell right in. And that was the end of the big bad wolf, or should I say, the big bad wolfsicle.1980 March, Karen Odom, “The Good Buy Pig (The Three Little Pigs Retold)”, in Ebony Jr., page 11
   • ***grey werewolf crouches low to the ground and makes his way towards the bonfire, which has become a faint pinprick of light behind all the snow and trees. he crawls behind a snowbank, thinking himself well-concealed, but has neglected to take one vital thing into consideration: his tail. it's...1998 January 13, Grey Werewolf [username], “Re: the mighty snow-ruckus continues”, in alt.horror.werewolves (Usenet)