baby dick

Noun

baby dick (plural baby dicks)

1. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) An extremely small penis.
   • It's weird that her on-screen boyfriend, Simon Rex, became her real-life man-bag because in the film she sets her dog to fellating his “babydick” and he romances her with, “My balls miss your chin.”2010, Michael Adams, Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies: A Film Critic's Year-Long Quest to Find the Worst Movie Ever Made, page 244
   • Michael at four or five, naked in a hammock, reading a book, not a kid's book, something hardbound, and absently fondling his baby dick.2006, Janet Fitch, Paint it Black: A Novel
2. (derogatory, slang, term-of-address, vulgar) A man with an extremely small penis.