needle dick

Noun

needle dick (plural needle dicks)

1. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A tiny penis.
   • I watched carefully as she swished her tongue around his needle dick.2010, Kenneth Devon Hawkins, Prostitute Flange, page 95
   • I moved my hands up a little more and discovered, to put it delicately, the object of my desire left much to be desired. In not so delicate terms, fully erect—and I mean as hard as a diamond—his dick was about half as long as a bun-length hot dog, with about the same girth as said hot dog. I had...2006, San Culberson, The Nick of Time
2. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A man with a tiny penis; usually used as a disparaging form of address.
   • My boyfriend is not only a needle-dick but a lying shit.2011, James Lee Burke, Feast Day of Fools, page 378
   • That needle dick, he wants me to be his whore, and I won't.2009, Jack Henderson, Watching Over Wilbur, page 38