pencil dick

Noun

pencil dick (plural pencil dicks)

1. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A penis of inadequate girth.
   • Big fat cocks are way too much for my butt; long and thin is in (me). If you've got above average length and average girth I've got the rubbers and lube.1991 July 7, “Pencil Dicks! (personal advertisement)”, in Gay Community News
   • In contemporary America all adults, and even teenagers for that matter, have heard penis-size jokes or slang terms such as “pencil dick” for men with thin penises or “hung like a horse” for men who are well-endowed.2010, Peter Lehman, Susan Hunt, Lady Chatterley's Legacy in the Movies: Sex, Brains, and Body Guys, page 105
2. (derogatory, slang, term-of-address, vulgar) A man with a penis of inadequate girth.
   • "Did you call me fat? 'Cause you don't want to do that. You don't want to mess with me. I just lost Ernie's car. And I jus thad a root canal, and my meds are wearin' off, and I'm feelin' mean as a snake. I'm a woman on the edge right now, you punk ass, little pencil dick."
   • "I ain't no pencil dick. You want to see my dick?"2011, Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen, page 273