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meat crayon

meat crayon noun: someone who gets injured in an extremely gory manner as a result of rubbing or impacting the ground at high speeds (comparing one's injuries to the marks left by a crayon).

Noun

meat crayon (plural meat crayons)

  1. (Internet, euphemistic) Someone who gets injured in an extremely gory manner as a result of rubbing or impacting the ground at high speeds (comparing one's injuries to the marks left by a crayon).
    • People who don't wear all their gear when riding motorcycles stress me out. Do you want to become a meat crayon? Because that's how you become a meat crayon.2019 October 23, @Sampai, Twitter
    • The 600W peak motor, located in the front wheel, is double the peak output from the Mi Electric Scooter Pro 2 but it'll still only manage up to 25km/h. That might not sound that fast but take a tumble at that speed and you'll still end up as a meat crayon.2022 June 29, Duncan Pike, “Xiaomi Mi Electric Scooter 3 review – Because pedalling is for chumps”, in Stuff South Africa, archived from the original on 17 Aug 2022

Examples of meat crayon in a sentence

  • Got rear ended by a semi truck at a red light, he didn't even notice and pushed me through the intersection as my car was in park. was like half a second away from being a meat crayon2022 July 14, @JapImport, Twitter:
  • Despite to Matt's fears, he did not turn himself into a "meat crayon" in the process.2022 August 15, Keegan Wells, “Aussie Skateboarder First in World To Hill-Bomb Baldwin”, in Critic Te Ārohi, number 19, Otago, New Zealand...

Forms of meat crayon

pluralmeat crayons

Origin of meat crayon

Possibly popularized by the subreddit r/meatcrayon (created December 15, 2018).

Questions about meat crayon

What does meat crayon mean?
Meat crayon means someone who gets injured in an extremely gory manner as a result of rubbing or impacting the ground at high speeds (comparing one's injuries to the marks left by a crayon).
How do you use meat crayon in a sentence?
Got rear ended by a semi truck at a red light, he didn't even notice and pushed me through the intersection as my car was in park. was like half a second away from being a meat crayon
What part of speech is meat crayon?
Meat crayon is a noun.
What is the plural of meat crayon?
The plural of meat crayon is meat crayons.

Words near meat crayon in the dictionary

  1. meat bees
  2. meat biscuit
  3. meat biscuits
  4. meat box
  5. meat boxes
  6. meat crayon
  7. meat crayons
  8. meat curtains
  9. meat diaper
  10. meat diapers
  11. meat draw

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