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schlonged

schlonged is the simple past and past participle of schlong.

Meaning of schlong

Verb

schlong (third-person singular simple present schlongs, present participle schlonging, simple past and past participle schlonged)

  1. (slang, vulgar) To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.
    • And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.2001, Media Weavers, Mitch Luckett, To Kill a Common Loon, page 226
    Synonyms:
    Formal terms, bed, coit, coitize, dight, enjoy, feague, go in unto, go to bed with, have
  2. (broadly) To beat, whack, or attack.
    • He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.1972, William W. Crain, The Wayfarers, page 14
  3. (broadly) To defeat or humiliate.
    • How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions.1969, Barefoot in Babylon: The Creation of the Woodstock Music Festival, page 245

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Adjective

schlonged (not comparable)

  1. (slang, vulgar) Having a penis with a specified attribute.
    • Eighteen months, he said, and in return I'd get out of the draft. Really? So Captain Dankbloom declared. No having to undress with men, older and longer schlonged.1986, Ben Sonnenberg, A Grand Street Reader, page 279
    • Her big break into journalism had come 20 years ago when she was selling real estate, and a hot-schlonged Cuban client of hers, who'd somehow become her lover, had made her editor of Teenybopper Magazine to sweeten her, stop her exposing their scorching affair to his wife.1994, Amy Auden, Wow!, page 73

Questions about schlonged

What does schlonged mean?
Schlonged means having a penis with a specified attribute.
What is schlonged the simple past and past participle of?
Schlonged is the simple past and past participle of schlong.
What part of speech is schlonged?
Schlonged is an adjective.

Words near schlonged in the dictionary

  1. schloenbachiids
  2. Schloesser
  3. Schloessers
  4. Schlomo
  5. schlong
  6. schlonged
  7. schlonging
  8. schlongs
  9. schloomp
  10. schloomps
  11. schloop

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