schlong
UK/ʃlɒŋ/US/ʃlɔŋ/
schlong noun: a penis, especially a long one.
Noun
schlong (plural schlongs)
Verb
schlong (third-person singular simple present schlongs, present participle schlonging, simple past and past participle schlonged)
- To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.
- And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.2001, Media Weavers, Mitch Luckett, To Kill a Common Loon, page 226
- Look at Sam, eight years ago, in a band, number one, awesome at Glastonbury. Then they break up. He's thirty-two, wasted. Just chasin' pussy, boning, and schlonging — lovely woman back home.2008, Maria Alvarez, Mirror, Mirror
- Synonyms:
- Formal terms, bed, coit, coitize, dight, enjoy, feague, go in unto, go to bed with, have
- To beat, whack, or attack.
- He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.1972, William W. Crain, The Wayfarers, page 14
- He would talk about “schlonging this and schlonging that. ” When Reich and the other writers were working on a script for a New Year's episode Reich kept referring to "schlonging in the New Year" and using "schlong" in every other sentence.2004, Bureau of National Affairs (Arlington, Va.), Fair Employment Practice Cases - Volume 93, page 1405
- To defeat or humiliate.
- How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions.1969, Barefoot in Babylon: The Creation of the Woodstock Music Festival, page 245
- he went bust on 7th Avenue, and the Party took a shlonging.1991, Richard Elman, Tar Beach, page 127
Examples of schlong in a sentence
- Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day.2009, Jane Leavy, Squeeze Play: A Novel, page 17:
- They're deep in conversation about Agne, and come to the conclusion that they'd both quite like to schlong her.2013, Daisy Buchanan, The Wickedly Unofficial Guide to Made in Chelsea:
- Please stop insulting, trashing and schlonging your fellow candidates.2016 March 7, David Marin, The Huffington Post:
- His big scrotum would be schlonging off the floor.2017, David Keenan, This Is Memorial Device:
Synonyms of schlong
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Forms of schlong
| Noun | |
|---|---|
| plural | schlongs |
| alternative form | shlong |
| Verb | |
| third-person singular present | schlongs |
| present participle | schlonging |
| past participle | schlonged |
| past | schlonged |
Origin of schlong
Borrowed from Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, “snake”; by extension, “a penis”) or German Schlange.
Words that rhyme with schlong
Questions about schlong
- What does schlong mean?
- Schlong means a penis, especially a long one.
- How do you use schlong in a sentence?
- Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day.
- What part of speech is schlong?
- Schlong can be a noun or a verb.
- How do you pronounce schlong?
- Schlong is pronounced /ʃlɒŋ/ (UK).
- What is the plural of schlong?
- The plural of schlong is schlongs.
Words near schlong in the dictionary
Source and license
Adapted from Wiktionary: schlong (page history and authors). Text available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 license. Word.ws reformatted the entry and added links. Wiktionary data of 2026-09-02.
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