slap the salami

Verb

slap the salami (third-person singular simple present slaps the salami, present participle slapping the salami, simple past and past participle slapped the salami)

1. (idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
   • “[…] I’d steer clear if I was you, dude. Slap the salami instead, pull the pud, it’s disease-free. I took French Lit, it’s like Sartre said, eh, ‘The pleasure given coincides with the enjoyment received.’ ”1991, Daniel Richler, Kicking Tomorrow, New York, N.Y.: Random House, →ISBN, page 224
   • ‘All right. And if there were no “ladies” in the vicinity?’ ¶ ‘Well, you can always,’ and here Archie went a pillar-box red, this being his own version of cementing a friendship, ‘slap the salami, as the GIs say!’2000, Zadie Smith, “The Root Canals of Alfred Archibald Jones and Samad Miah Iqbal” (chapter 5), in White Teeth, London: Hamish Hamilton, →ISBN, page 88

   Synonyms:

   abuse, bash one out, bate, beat it, beat off, crank one out, fap, frig, goon, jack off